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| Wisdom 101 |
| So that you'll feel like you've actually gained something of use from this visit, other than a well-exercised mouse, perhaps I should share some pearls of wisdom with you...little things I've learned that perhaps can be of some use to you in the future. |
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| I'm not talking about those goofy Martha Stewart tips. Sorry kids, but there will be no instructions on how to turn used aluminum pie tins into a spacious summer home.....or a helpful talking robot. |
| What I'm talking about are delightful observations and thoughts that could be of help to you everyday. Why am I doing this? Because I'm the true "Queen of Nice". Shut up and keep reading! |
| Don't type with nails unless your program has a spell checker. RuPaul is right: Apply powder on the half-hour. Do air kisses only with women. Kiss men directly on their cheek so your lipstick leaves your lip-print on their faces...and don't tell them it's there. Going up stairs in heels is easy. However, you must practice going down. Fluorescent lighting- not a girl's friend! |
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| Helpful Hints |
| If you get a run in your hose, but there's noone around to see it, can you still wear them? If your dog or cat doesn't like him, he has GOT to GO. |
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| If you feel the unstoppable urge to E-Mail me, the address is fabulbabe@aol.com |
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| Fun With Words |
| Some words are just fun to say, to look at, and to hear. I'm going to help you increase your vocabulary with some of my favorite words, and give you examples of how to use them creatively. If you play your cards right, people will think you're cleaver, educated, and slightly bothersome. |
| BERZERK- "RuPal went berzerk when she saw the calorie count for a Big Mac." |
| AGITATED- "Dick Cheny became agitated when he found out torture was frowned upon." |
| CHOWDERHEAD- "What kind of chowderhead wears sunglasses and a hat indoors?" |
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| BATTLE AX- "Then the old battle ax had the nerve to tell me my hair wasn't big enough!" |
| Don't get your Mirriam-Webster in a wad. More words on the way... |
| ALOOF- "Improve your skin by using aloof sponge." |
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