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My Middle Name is Showbiz
I decided to have a blow-out, wake the neighbors party at my place---but what's a party without a bunch of showbiz friends? 

Oh, but who should I invite?   Neil Armstrong?  Alex Trebek?  Maybe the handsome Queer Eye guy who cooks?

Well, I wasn't  throwing a dinner party, so that seemed like the wrong bunch to invite.

Eureka!  I had the answer!  I got in my car, drove down to the county jail, opened my purse and started posting bail for the stars!

As you could imagine, it  was one hell of a party.  James Brown got rowdy and started busting stuff up.  Glen and Wynonna (allegedly) got tanked and (allegedly) drove my car into the pool. 

I did what any good hostess would do:, I picked their pockets and bailed them all out again using their own money.  Martha would be proud.
What a line-up of celebrities!
I Lip-Synch the songs that make the whole world sing...
You know me, the wilting little wallflower.  Against my usual nature, I often step out in front of the crowds and entertain a tiny portion of our nation's tired, run-down and listless.  I'm a regular shot of Vitameatavegamin! 


Granted, my exact talent is a bit of a mystery, but I'm thinking I'll accidentally discover it during a show some night.

Think of me as the Stonehenge of entertainment.
Ok, perhaps I need to get a Little bit of sun
Please note that no singer's career has actually been harmed by my
lip-synching  of their songs. 
At least not that they could prove in court.
onstage at Blu Nightclub in Nashville
So I can't sing and can't dance.
 
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't perform! 

Oh no!  You're not going to get me on a health code violation--again. Better come up with a good reason this time.
These boots are made for....just kinda standing, really
That audience member needs a sandwich bad!
What's a modest little gal like me supposed to do when a tiny sliver of  North America demands to be entertained by my delightful lip-synching abilities?
just a simple little country girl
With just a few more years worth of practice, I'll lip-synch as good as Brittany Spears!  I've already married better!
Me-owwww!
Kissy kissy
Strutting to the amazement of everyone. Everyone was easily impressed that night.
Listen here you people!  If you don't wake up, I'll sing!
Shovling, er--vacuuming up my fake snow.
It "snowed" during one of my holiday numbers.  Guess who had to clean it up?
I know you have a one somewhere.
escaping the scene of the crime @ Tabu in Nashville
It's that damned chicken feather dress again.
I carry around my own backlighting.
These boots are made for... standing
Let's go team! Let's GO!
I asked them to pose with me and do their best "police mug shot" face.  Aren't they fabulous!
me @ The Chute in Nashville in Feb...with that damed blue fur coat I love
Onstage @The Chute in Nashville
Thank you for the tip.  The money will will be applied to a good use--my face!
If my performance doesn't convince the audience to tip me, I'll groom them like a monkey, searching for a five!
The poor thing is so stage shy.
I didn't say perform the Heimlich on me.
I can't wear this gown during molting season
Working with the Big Names now!
I'll do a duet with anyone....
even Michael Jackson!
Claiming to be a 'Redneck Woman'.
For once my mouth is closed!.
Give me your tired, your listless. Wait, that's me!! Nevermind.
Can't I get u a drink, anyone?
Since I'm over here, anyone need a drink?
I must be choking on a chicken bone
If RuPaul and Kiki Dee can duet with Elton, so can I !