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| -The Simpsons -old b&w horror movies -Jon Stewart -don't tell me you're still reading this crap -Italian food -lounging in the tub -snow flurries |
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| The Truth, the Partial Truth, and Only Questions That I Want to Answer |
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| Susan writes... "How many wigs do you have?" |
| Wigs? You must have me confused with...OK. Yeah, I have lots of them. I do love to change my hair and my looks, but I especially loves me some blonde...and plenty of it. Scoff if you will--I hear you scoffing, but you can't come in!--but one fine southern tradition I defend at every opportunity is the phenomenon of "big hair". While it went nationwide in the 80's (known then as "mall hair") many southern women continue to sport way too much hair with way too much hairspray. I say to you women, "Yeah! Wear it big! Wear it proud! The more the better!!" Thank you for allowing me this forum. |
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| I do hope to warm up to blue hair by the time I'm a little old lady. I want to be strutting around the rest home with my walker...wearing a pair of 4" Fredrick's heels. I want to hear the nurses yelling, "Take those off Julie before you fall and break a hip!" I'm going to be the old grandma your kids want to take out barhopping. |
| Chad writes... "...What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you when performing? Have you ever fallen off the stage or burst into flames or something like that?....." |
| Anytime you peform in front of an audience, something may go wrong. I've slipped on wet floors more than once; I've bumped into tables from being blinded by the spotlight; I've lost thousands of earrings; I had a long fall slide down my back. But there was that one show that really sucked from start to finish.... |
| Anita writes... "...You sure know a lot about makeup. Any tips you you'd be willing to pass along?" |
| This is the most important thing I can tell you: Crayola makes a lousy lipstick. Sure, they seem like a great deal--64 in a box with it's own built-in sharpener--but damn, they taste waxy. Lets face it, nobody gets out of bed looking beautiful--not even the gorgeous Morgan Fairchild. It takes a little work to get the glamour mojo working, but it's certainly worth the trouble. It's just like cooking; all it really takes is a some practice. Add a dab of mascara here, a little lipgloss there, throw in a couple of eyelashes and a light coating of powder and before know know it, you've either made yourself irresistably glamourous... or cooked up a bucket of KFC chicken. |
| Thank you Jason for your vague question. A few of my favorite things? You're in luck! I'd love to list some of them for you now. |
| Jason writes... "... What kinda stuff do you like?" |
| Far too many people write... "...Do you have any nude photos to send me?" |
| Why, of course. I was just waiting for some idiot with no photo on his profile to ask. Hello? Uh, I don't think so. While I'm all about sexy, you won't be getting any XXX booty shots here. You'll have to pay for it at my other site just like everybody else. (That's a joke, son.) But a few saucy, randy pics of me giving the illusion of being saucy and randy never hurt nobody. |
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| It always does my heart good to hear those three little words --the words that make every girl's heart go a'flutter: You've Got Mail More often than not, the e-mails are from inquiring young minds who want to know more about me personally. In an attempt to quench your thirst for knowledge, and to save you the trouble of peeking in my windows, Yahoo!Geocities is proud to present: |
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| Peter writes... "I would love to see more bio stuff...your current details?" |
| A lot of it is classified and wasn't cleared by Donald Rumsfeld before he got booted. But here's what I can tell you... |
| I have a wonderful hubby--we've been together 7 years now. And we're parents of an active calico cat. Currently I perform shows at Ilusions in Nashville. (See the links on the Finale page for info.) I have naturally bleached blonde hair. (Think about what's wrong with that sentence for a moment.) As you probably can tell, we like the nightlife, making the rounds to our favorite clubs and bars here in the city. We love going down to Disney World every year for Gay Days. Always too much fun. I'm 5'9". My weight and age are subject to lies and misrepresentation, so make up your own guesses. Oh----and I was raised in a log cabin by wolves. Or was it Abe Lincoln? I try to forget. |
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| -black pumps -cute bleached blonde guys -cats (yes we have one and she's a sweetie) -I Love Lucy -the carmel candy with the white chalky stuff in the center -Match Game -NASA photos from space -the Marx Brothers -screwdrivers (the drink, not the tool) -lots and lots of hair (duh!) -MAC lip gloss and lipstick -Turner Classic Movies channel |
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| Kevin writes... "...I'm dying to know, how DO you look first thing in the morning. I bet it'a not bad at all....." |
| Well, maybe I did exaggerate a little on an earlier answer. After all, all the makeup in the world won't make any difference unless you're a natural beauty underneath. Just to prove it, enjoy this lovely photo of me taking after just getting up on a Sunday morning. Kevin, I accept your compliments in advance. |
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| Kevin writes back... "...Does your husband get combat pay?....." |
| Dear Kevin, thanks for writing back. Bite me. |
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