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| Some Candlelight, A Little Wine, Soft Music-- |
| --Hey, Wake Up! |
| Welcome to my boudior. Relax and make yourself comfortable while I check the dictionary. So that's what a boudior is. Well that's a load off my mind. Now that we know the English language, allow me to reveal to you the heretofore unspoken exotic and mysterious secrets of the language of loooovvvvve. If you are inept at romance, alas, do not despair. By the time we're through, dear heart, I will have turned you into a virtual Oliver and Lisa Douglas. But enough about me until the next paragraph. |
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| What's Romantic & What Isn't? |
| I've prepared this little chart to assist you |
| Definitely Romantic |
| Definitely NOT Romantic |
| Roses |
| Turnip Greens |
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| Imported caviar and wine |
| Vienna sausages and Gatorade |
| Tender kisses |
| Tender Vittles |
| John Meyer sings Songs of Love and Passion |
| Hank Williams Jr. Sings Songs About Transmission Fluid and Clutch Problems |
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| "Titanic" |
| "...starring David Spade." |
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| A simple change of pace can be quite romantic. How about changing your haircolor? |
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| Remember, it's not necessarily what you wear, but how you wear it. Take the simple "little black dress". Always very sexy. |
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| This concludes my brunette collection. I will now return to my naturally bleached blonde. |
| OK, well sometimes it IS what you're wearing. I stand corrected... Thanks to my orthopedic shoes. hahahahaha. Don't stop me. I'm on a roll! |
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| Participate |
| B a Voyuer |
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| Please enjoy my brunette collection for tasty serving suggestions... |
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| It can be quite sexy to try out a totally different look. Let's say your sweetie asks you to dress like a Hooters girl, or maybe a cheerleader, give it shot. It can be exciting---at least once. However, if he asks you to dress in a suit of armour, take my word for it and ask for his second choice. |
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